Stupidsticious

The last two days on my way to grab food for lunch, I've stepped off the sidewalk, onto the street, and in front of oncoming traffic, all in an attempt to not pass underneath a ladder that's been propped against a wall. You would think that extra effort may give me good luck, but that damned scrabble piece at Subway still proclaimed that I am "not an instant winner". Does that then make me, "an instant loser?"

On a side note, it is never acceptable buy or hang up Bob Marley poster.