Never talk to strangers.

I'm supposed to be productive. I was. Then I found this.

http://omegle.com/


it sets you up with "strangers" across the globe. Oh, those poor bastards.

here are a few from some kids I know (disclaimer, we're not mature but we sure are funny!)

"Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: Hi! What's been the biggest change in your life recently?
You: i recently became a woman
Stranger: Figuratively or literally?
You: no, literally
You: about a month ago
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

"You: I was born in a brothel, in a town which now no longer exists.
Stranger: really?!
You: Well, it exists..
You: but it's a ghost town now
You: When I was born,my mother chopped off my penis. Her and Patti did not like men.
You: they were lesbians
You: i was sold to a bum named lucky for a half of sandwhich
Stranger: poor you
Stranger: and you are a lesbian too?
You: Lucky and his girlfriend used to fight over who's turn it was to beat me.
You: no i am a straight male
You: but my childhood has taken it's toll on me
You: and i can not orgasim unless someone chokes me
Stranger: that's bad huh?!
You: i like it, obviously
Stranger: and why you are telling me that?
You: why does anyone tell anyone anything
Stranger: so all that story that you told me is true?
You: why would i lie
Stranger: everybody lies
You: i have nothing to lie about
You: what's the oint
You: point
Stranger: hum
Stranger: well
Stranger: i will trust in you
You: how old are you
Stranger: 18
Stranger: you?
You: 32
Stranger: litlle older hahaha
Stranger: from?
You: I live in a library in central florida
You: I'm here right now.
Stranger: in a library?
You: yes
You: everynight i have to hide behind a large stuffed bear in the childrens reading room while they lock up
You: and then i just read all night, and get on their computers, obviously
Stranger: are you poor?
You: i'm dirt poor
Stranger: all right
You: right now i have $126 dollars and some change
You: to my name
You: i'm saving up for a bus ticket to california
Stranger: and why you wanna go to CA?
You: to visit Lucky's gravestone
You: i heard it's somewhere behind a Del Taco in San Diego
Stranger: i'm sorry for lucky
You: well, life is hard
You: he lived it the best he could.
Stranger: =)
You: what about you? how's your living situation
Stranger: i have an apartament and i live with my parents
You: may i ask where from
You: where you are from
Stranger: missouri
You: would you mind letting me stay there one night on the way to California?
Your conversational partner has disconnected"

"You: are you from the dark knight board ?

Stranger: No, you?

You: nope

Stranger: Does Brazil smell like poop?

You: i'd imagine so

Stranger: Lots of Brazillians here

Stranger: None are apparently waxed.

You: where is here?

Stranger: The Internet.

Stranger: Welcome!

You: are you living in a toilet?

Stranger: No, I've moved up to a bidet.

You: oh, are you French?

You: here in America we eat Freedom Fries fuck you"